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Inspired by scissoring
You want to support an independent author who writes these in her spare time
If you enjoy tongue-in-cheek humour with a Christmassy theme
She's polite
Betty Swollocks scissoring Inspired by scissoring*** For Mature Audiences Only *** I can only imagine what a visit from Betty Swollocks feels like (I am a woman Betty doesn't visit me). Betty is moist and sticky. Betty visits you when you don't want her to. She hangs around like a bad smell. How can you get rid of Betty Swollocks? You'll have to buy the book to find out. Autographed Edition This book is available with a personal autograph on the cover and a custom message inside. Select the
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