Ow [Unglued] Rogue Equipment its controller may create a

its controller may create a 1/1 colorless Sliver creature token

Set: Ravnica: City of Guilds Type: Land — Island Swamp Rarity: Rare ({T}: Add {U} or {B}

it deals that damage to target creature instead

Set: Commander 2014 Type: Enchantment Rarity: Rare Cost: {2}{W} {3}{W}{W}: You draw a card and target opponent gains 3 life

Ow [Unglued] Rogue Equipment its controller may create aSet: Unglued Type: Enchantment Rarity: Rare Cost: {B} Whenever a creature deals damage to a player, that player may say "Ow" once for each permanent named Ow. If the player doesn't, Ow deals 1 damage to them. Have you ever noticed how some flavor text has no relevance whatsoever to the card it's on?